Call girl ne Arz kiya.
" Dheere- Dheere karo Sanam, Mandi ka Zamana he, Is Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindgi Bhar Kamana hai...
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Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:
Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,
'COKE' 'PEPSI'
Sab Bakwas
"MARD Ki LASSI"
Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.
Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi
SARDAR:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA?
SARDARNI:Teri Bhn ki chut,
bhosdike Jisne b KIYA
Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA.
Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha....
PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve:
Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai"
PATNI (sharmate huye) :
Pata nahi ji
Jitne Muh
Utni Baatein"...
Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do !
Sindhi : bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???
Koyal samza jinhe,
Bhosdike wo kauwe nikle,
Dosti ke naam pe madarchod bhadwe nikle,
Jo roka karte the hame chodne se,
Bhenchod unki hi jeb se
condom nikle...
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