Jocks on munna circut and bichari bhabhi

MUNNA CIRCUIT
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan the...!!
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Bechari Indian bhabhi -

Dhobhi : Bhabhi ji kapde nikal kar rakho mai thodi der me aata hu.

Paper wala : Bhabhi ji kal aap so rahi thi bina disturb kiye niche se dal diya tha

Fruit wala : Bhabhi ji Kele ka size to dekho jee khush ho jayga.

In Bank : Bhabhi ji So So k dun chalega kya 

Xerox wala : Bhabhi ji Aage Piche dono side se karna hai ya ek side se?
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Auto wala : Bhabhi ji andar chodu ya bahar hi chod du

Finally innocent Lift Man : Bhabhi ji konsa Dabaun :O��

Has mat ��forward kar 
Ekdum naya wala he....������
Khatarnak insult..
GiRL to boy-
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
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Boy- toh??
Bandh tha kya ?? 
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Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
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Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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.itna asan

WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI
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Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??
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Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo
seedha teri
bhabi ke dil per lage .
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Banta: Goli mar de
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Santa Sharab pite pite
Rone Laga...
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
thaUska Naam Yaad
Nahi Aa Raha..
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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?

Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
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Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.
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Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
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This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
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Ultimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....

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