Lovely, funny, hot, naughty jocks

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Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..

GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
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Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
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Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?

TOTLA - Chodne !! .

POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
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TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..

Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
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TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???
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Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
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Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?

Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli   Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi..
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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi

Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.

Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
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Thought of the day:
"Kismat to Kuware Aadmi ki hoti hai...

Shaadi shuda ki to Biwi hoti hai..."
Teacher : saniya mirza kon chhe ??

Pappu : tennis player...

Teacher : wah... ane sunny Leone kon chhe ???

Pappu : penish player. ..

Teacher : bethi jaa..haraamkhor
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Shila tennis coach ne : sir mare tennis ramta shikhvu chhe. ..

Coach : ok...tame tennis racket evi rite pakdo ke tame  tamara husband no lund pakdyo hoy. .

Shila : ok..

Coach : are..are..madam tamara modha mathi racket to kadho.
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Ek American gujarati shikhva mate gujarat aavyo..
15 divas gaamda ma rahya pachhi..aakhre tene be vaakyo shikhi lidha...

1 : Haas. ..light aavi gayi..
2 : bhenchod paachhi vay gayi.
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NANO car ma be problem chhe

1 : ema koi pregnant na besi sake..
2 : ema koi pregnant na thayi sake...
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Dosto mate...

Dosti kai bobla nathi ke...dabay jaay..
Dosti kai gaand nathi ke...fati jaay..
Dosti kai lund nathi ke...dhilo thayi jaay...
Dosti to e choot chhe mara dost.. ke...jem vapray em undi ne undi thati jaay...
Wah..wah..wah..
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Shila kuwari pregnant thayi...Doctor pase gayi..
Doctor ene injection marta hata..

Shila : doctor dhire dhire mane dhukhe chhe..

Doctor : chodavti hati tyare nohtu dukhtu ?

Shila : bhosmarina...tyare hu josh ma hati...hosh ma nahi...
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Teacher : sauthi vadhare dukhavo kyare thay ??

Shila : baalak ne janam aapti vakhte...

Pappu : na madam...aa chodini e koi di goliya upar laat khadhi nathi ne etle...em kidhu..
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Shila potani shaheli ne : yaar mane kamar ma bahu dukhe chhe...

Shaheli : kem su thyu..?

Shila : hu Doggy style thi sex  karavu chhu ne ne etle..

Shaheli : to biji style vaparay ne...

Shila : hu to biji style vapru..pan mara kutra ne biji style no aavde ne...
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Dungari 60 rs kilo..

Petrol 65 rs litre..

Condom 10 rs na 3 pcs..

Aa sarakar aapan ne su kehva mage chhe...???

Khaavanu nahi...

Rakhadvaanu nahi..

Bas...

Chodta j rakhvanu....
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Teacher : ABCD thi saru thatu vaky banavo..

Mannu : any body can dance. .

Pappu : aavel bhaine chodva dejo...
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Haathi : pruthvi upar mara jetlu shaktishali koi j nathi...hu dharu e kari saku chhu..

Kidi potano jangiyo utarine...
To le...loda..mari gaand mari ne dekhad...
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Teacher pappu ne : jyare hu bhanavti hov tyare tu tara matha ma thunk kem lagade chhe ???

Pappu : kaale rate amari kaamwali mara pappa ne kehti hati ke andar na jatu hoy to thunk lagaadjo...
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Ek chhokri police station ma rape ni fariyaad karva gayi...

Chhokri : saheb..ek chhokra e mara bobla pakdya...bija e bobla modha ma lidha..trija e mari gaand dabavi...chotha e maro jangiyo utaryo..panchma e choot ma aangri naykhi. ..chhatha e...

Saheb : ek minute....chodini..tu fariyaad karva aavi ke maro lund ubho karva....
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Bapu doctor pase vigra leva gya...

Bapu : doctor mane koi powerful goli aapo...mare ek sathe be chhokrio chodvani chhe...

Bije divse bapu pachha doctor pase gaya..

Bapu : doctor mane dukhava ni goli aapo. .

Doctor : kem etlu badhu choydu ke lund dukhva mandyo...

Bapu : na lund nahi haath dukhe chhe. ..Chhokrio to aayvi j nahi...
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Bapu motor ma chhokri ne chodta hata...tya police aavi.

Police : su karo chho ?

Bapu : chhokri ne chodu chhu.

Police : ok...Pachhi maro vaaro..

Bapu : saheb e barabar...pan mane police ne chodva no koi anubhav nathi ho...
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Bapu rocks...

Shiyale shiro bhalo...ne
Unaale thandi chhashhh....

Chomase chodvanu bhalu...ne
Muthiya to baremaassss....
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> Sona ni Peti ma Chandi no Sikko,
Bhina Bhina Jangiya ma Ruchhda Valo Piko,
Garma-Garam Rand ne Game Tem Ziko,
Baki Chodini  kai Bole to Eni Maa no Pikko...... 


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Shikari ko Mutth Marte Dekh Sher ki Gaand fat gyi.
Ja ke sabko Bola:j-Bhago madarchodo, naya Shikari aaya hai,Chhoti si GUN ko 70-80 baar load kar chuka hai..

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