Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
.
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Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?
TOTLA - Chodne !! .
POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
.
TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..
Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
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TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???
Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi..
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
Thought of the day:
"Kismat to Kuware Aadmi ki hoti hai...
Shaadi shuda ki to Biwi hoti hai..."
Teacher : saniya mirza kon chhe ??
Pappu : tennis player...
Teacher : wah... ane sunny Leone kon chhe ???
Pappu : penish player. ..
Teacher : bethi jaa..haraamkhor
Shila tennis coach ne : sir mare tennis ramta shikhvu chhe. ..
Coach : ok...tame tennis racket evi rite pakdo ke tame tamara husband no lund pakdyo hoy. .
Shila : ok..
Coach : are..are..madam tamara modha mathi racket to kadho.
Ek American gujarati shikhva mate gujarat aavyo..
15 divas gaamda ma rahya pachhi..aakhre tene be vaakyo shikhi lidha...
1 : Haas. ..light aavi gayi..
2 : bhenchod paachhi vay gayi.
NANO car ma be problem chhe
1 : ema koi pregnant na besi sake..
2 : ema koi pregnant na thayi sake...
Dosto mate...
Dosti kai bobla nathi ke...dabay jaay..
Dosti kai gaand nathi ke...fati jaay..
Dosti kai lund nathi ke...dhilo thayi jaay...
Dosti to e choot chhe mara dost.. ke...jem vapray em undi ne undi thati jaay...
Wah..wah..wah..
Shila kuwari pregnant thayi...Doctor pase gayi..
Doctor ene injection marta hata..
Shila : doctor dhire dhire mane dhukhe chhe..
Doctor : chodavti hati tyare nohtu dukhtu ?
Shila : bhosmarina...tyare hu josh ma hati...hosh ma nahi...
Teacher : sauthi vadhare dukhavo kyare thay ??
Shila : baalak ne janam aapti vakhte...
Pappu : na madam...aa chodini e koi di goliya upar laat khadhi nathi ne etle...em kidhu..
Shila potani shaheli ne : yaar mane kamar ma bahu dukhe chhe...
Shaheli : kem su thyu..?
Shila : hu Doggy style thi sex karavu chhu ne ne etle..
Shaheli : to biji style vaparay ne...
Shila : hu to biji style vapru..pan mara kutra ne biji style no aavde ne...
Dungari 60 rs kilo..
Petrol 65 rs litre..
Condom 10 rs na 3 pcs..
Aa sarakar aapan ne su kehva mage chhe...???
Khaavanu nahi...
Rakhadvaanu nahi..
Bas...
Chodta j rakhvanu....
Teacher : ABCD thi saru thatu vaky banavo..
Mannu : any body can dance. .
Pappu : aavel bhaine chodva dejo...
Haathi : pruthvi upar mara jetlu shaktishali koi j nathi...hu dharu e kari saku chhu..
Kidi potano jangiyo utarine...
To le...loda..mari gaand mari ne dekhad...
Teacher pappu ne : jyare hu bhanavti hov tyare tu tara matha ma thunk kem lagade chhe ???
Pappu : kaale rate amari kaamwali mara pappa ne kehti hati ke andar na jatu hoy to thunk lagaadjo...
Ek chhokri police station ma rape ni fariyaad karva gayi...
Chhokri : saheb..ek chhokra e mara bobla pakdya...bija e bobla modha ma lidha..trija e mari gaand dabavi...chotha e maro jangiyo utaryo..panchma e choot ma aangri naykhi. ..chhatha e...
Saheb : ek minute....chodini..tu fariyaad karva aavi ke maro lund ubho karva....
Bapu doctor pase vigra leva gya...
Bapu : doctor mane koi powerful goli aapo...mare ek sathe be chhokrio chodvani chhe...
Bije divse bapu pachha doctor pase gaya..
Bapu : doctor mane dukhava ni goli aapo. .
Doctor : kem etlu badhu choydu ke lund dukhva mandyo...
Bapu : na lund nahi haath dukhe chhe. ..Chhokrio to aayvi j nahi...
Bapu motor ma chhokri ne chodta hata...tya police aavi.
Police : su karo chho ?
Bapu : chhokri ne chodu chhu.
Police : ok...Pachhi maro vaaro..
Bapu : saheb e barabar...pan mane police ne chodva no koi anubhav nathi ho...
Bapu rocks...
Shiyale shiro bhalo...ne
Unaale thandi chhashhh....
Chomase chodvanu bhalu...ne
Muthiya to baremaassss....
> Sona ni Peti ma Chandi no Sikko,
Bhina Bhina Jangiya ma Ruchhda Valo Piko,
Garma-Garam Rand ne Game Tem Ziko,
Baki Chodini kai Bole to Eni Maa no Pikko......
Shikari ko Mutth Marte Dekh Sher ki Gaand fat gyi.
Ja ke sabko Bola:j-Bhago madarchodo, naya Shikari aaya hai,Chhoti si GUN ko 70-80 baar load kar chuka hai..
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