Poonam Pandey covers up to welcome ‘Sanskari’, Poonam Pandey

Have you ever seen Poonam Pandey in this Look, ? you was really socked when i seen this picture of poonam pandey. We have always seen this lady in bikini or in hot look, but this time she is looking real beauty.

P.K.(peekay) the film Aamir Khan, Anushka Sharma, First Look

P.K. (also spelled Peekay) is an upcoming 2014 Hindi satiric film directed by Rajkumar Hirani.
Director Raju Hirani has stated that the film will be a satire about "Hindu Gods and their godmen." Aamir Khan is starring in the lead role.

Cast

•     Aamir Khan
•     Anushka Sharma
•     Sushant Singh Rajput
•     Asin Thottumkal (special appearance)
•     Boman Irani
•     Sanjay Dutt
•     Reema Debnath
•     Ram Sethi
•     Pallavi Batra
•     Subhadeep Das

Aamir Khan's First Look Of Peekay(P.K) Film Revealed ! [HD] 

Anushka Sharma Photos, Hot, Bold and Beauty Photos, share on whatsapp

    

Anushka Sharma - Know something About Anushka, Hot, Sexy , Bold and Beauty Secret

From playing the girl next door in her debut Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, opposite Shah Rukh Khan, to her portrayal of a bombshell in Ladies vs Ricky Bahl and even a slightly crazy but daring chick in Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola, Anushka's always been lauded for her different choices in films. In somewhat shocking interview, Anushka Sharma had commented insensitively about Sushant Singh Rajput's short role in the upcoming film .

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Sonakshi Sinha - Know something about Lovely Sonakshi Sinha, Secret of Sonakshi Sinha

 

Sonakshi Sinha has come a long way as far as fitness is considered. From being a foodie to turning into a fitness icon, this actress has surely achieved an impossible feat. Being mentored by superstar Salman Khan and what makes Sonakshi Sinha's life fearless, friendly is awaiting for all you guys in this episode of Yeh Hai Meri Kahani Season 3. Enjoy and do post your views in the comment box.

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Kaththi, First Look Motion Poster, Vijay, Samantha, A.R. Murugadoss, Anirudh

Lyca Productions presents Ilayathalapathy Vijay in Kaththi.
An A.R. Murugadoss Film.
Produced by: A. Subashkaran, K. Karunamoorthy
Starring: Vijay, Samantha.
Music: Anirudh
DOP: George C. Williams
Editor: Sreekar Prasad
Art: Lalgudi N. Ilayaraja
Stunts: Anl Arasu
Executive Producer: Sundarraj
Choreography: Shobi
Lyrics: Madhan Karky, Yuga Bharathi, Hiphop Tamizha

Kaththi Theme Music -- The Sword of Destiny
Music composed by Anirudh
Programming (Analog & Digital) -- Anirudh
Turkish Satz, Lute, Oud, Mandolin, Riyal, Pipa, Banjo & other stringed instruments -- Seenu
Trumpets & horn section by The Madras Horn section -- Dominic, Maxis, Jai Gopi, Roy
Mixed & mastered by Vivek Siva at Boom Sai Labs, Chennai

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Admin ki Kahani Group members ki Jubani

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A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for some fun.

A handsome boy & a hot girl
were going in a car for some fun.

Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.

They found an empty hut & went inside.

Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.

The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf's sexy body.

He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.

He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.

Girl put her hands on boy's
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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To continue. Pay Rs 60/- at Vijay talkies & enjoy the movie -"Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse" 

What is HONEY? Real meaning of HONEY

HONEY is the answer -Honey is a common name
for a girl in America -Honeyis a good source of
medicine to heal wounds -Honey is a sweet treat
or has a sweet flavor -Honey was a movie that
came out in America starring Jessica Alba -
Honey is a name that is given to dogs based on
their color -Honey is a nicknamed that is given to
car depending on the color and is also a color
that is painted on a car -There is a city named
Honey Grove in Texas

Sunny leone ne sabji vale se kaha, kay????

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...  Warna ..

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..

3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi  na karo to ..

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..

6:  Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..

7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai  !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari  ne bheji he. 

Mardaani (2014) Movie Reviews, Songs and Trailer

Mardaani is an upcoming 2014 Bollywood drama film. It will be directed by Pradeep Sarkar and produced by Aditya Chopra of Yash Raj Films. The film features Rani Mukerji in lead role. Rani will play role of a rough police officer in the film. As she is playing the role of a crime branch officer in the film, she met Mumbai Police Crime Branch chief as part of research for her role.

The film will be released on 22 August 2014.The official trailer was unveiled on 24 June. The trailer received a lot of appreciation. Rani Mukerji as a tough cop, has gone down extremely well with critics, and fans alike.

Cast
    Rani Mukerji as Shivani Shivaji Roy
    Jisshu Sengupta as Shivani Shivaji Roys husband
    Priyanka Sharma as a girl

References

• Mardaani Official Theatrical Trailer out Filmelon.com, Retrieved on 24 June 2014.

1. "Rani gets YRF's boldest film 'Mardaani'". MNS India. Retrieved January 20, 2014.
2. "Mardaani: Rani Mukerji signs Aditya Chopra's next film". Times of India. Retrieved January 20, 2014.
3. "Rani Mukherji in Mardaani, Yash Raj Films' boldest movie ever". NDTV. Retrieved January 20, 2014.
4. "Rani Mukerji meets crime branch chief to prepare for 'Mardaani' role". IBNLive. Retrieved January 20, 2014.
5. Ankita R Kanabar (April 24, 2014). "The date shuffle". The Indian Express. Retrieved 2014-04-25.
6. http://www.movietalkies.com/news/23334/first-look-rani-mukerji-is-gritty-and-fearless-in-'mardaani'
7. http://youtube.com/watch?v=04E-jHtWrDA
8. http://movies.ndtv.com/bollywood/rani-mukherji-in-mardaani-yash-raj-films-boldest-movie-ever-352245
9. "Rani Mukerji’s comeback film 'Mardaani' faces problems". Daily News and Analysis. 28 February 2014. Retrieved 6 March 2014.

Mardaani (2014) - Trailer Promo - Rani Mukerji

Real Mardani Rani :

Mardaani Official Trailer Staring Rani Mukerji

Release Date: 22 August 2014
Starring: Rani Mukerji
Directed by: Pradeep Sarkar
Produced by: Aditya Chopra



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India is the world's hub for child sex trafficking...
Nearly 40,000 children are abducted every year...
Every 8 minutes a girl child goes missing in India!

Meet Shivani Shivaji Roy, Senior Inspector, Crime Branch, Mumbai Police, as she sets out to confront the mastermind behind the child trafficking mafia, which makes the mistake of kidnapping and smuggling a teenage girl who is like a daughter to her.

Fighting a war which is very personal and in an obsessive hunt for the girl, Shivani stumbles into the world of debauchery, cruel desires and exploitation and onto a case that will change her life forever. What follows is a cat and mouse game between a fearless cop and a young and ruthless mafia kingpin.

Catch Rani Mukerji in the lead, playing an edge of the seat role of a lifetime, in this raw and gritty film which will be a distinct departure from Pradeep Sarkar's style of filmmaking.

Directed by Pradeep Sarkar and produced by Aditya Chopra, the film will release worldwide on 22nd August 2014.

The war of Ram and Ravan, solid jock

Ekdam naya wala

This is a Killer One .....

Ram aur Raavan Bade Seriously yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola.

Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye.

Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko.

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi.

Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K.

Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai,
itni si baat ke liye tune

MODI ko bula liya....

Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo

Ahmedabad Me Ek Couple Tha.....
!!
5 Saal Se Unke Darmiyan Rishta Chal Raha Tha...
!
Woh Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Chahte The..
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Wo Ladki Bahut khubsurat Thi Aur Ladka Bhi Bada Wafadar tha...
!!
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Ek Din...
Wo Ladki Us Ladke Ke Paas Aayi Aur Apne Naye Pink Eye Lenses Dikhaaye...
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Kuch Der Ke Baad Woh Ladka Behosh Ho Gaya Aur Zameen Par Gir Gaya..
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Turant Woh Ladki Uss Ladke Ko Hospital Le Gayi..
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Doctors Ki Special Team Operation Start kiya..,,,
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Theek 37 Ghante Ke Baad Woh Ladki Doctor Se Mili..!!
Docto ne Ladki ko kaha..!!!!!
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"Hume Us Ladke Ke Dil Mein Sharab Ki Boondein Mili Hai"..
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Woh Ladki Hairan Ho Gayi Aur Doctor Se Kaha:..!!!
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"Iss Ladke Ne Kabhi Sharab Ki Boond Tak Nahi Pee Toh Phir Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai... ?"

Doctor Ne Kaha Hum Phir Ek Baar Iss Pe Re Sarch Karenge..!!!
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"Ab Aap Ghar jao Aur Aap Iss Ladke Se Kal Mil Sakti Ho..."
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Uss Ladki Ne Taxi Ko Awaaz Di Aur Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi....
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Aur Woh Sochne Lagi ke Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai...???
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Phir Suddenly Woh Ladki GAANA (song) Suna Jo Taxi Mein Chal Raha Tha.¡¡¡¡¡¡
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""Gulabi Aanken jo Teri Dekhi,
Sharabi Yeh Dil Ho Gaya""

Kya hai na whatsapp free hai..,
to logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai... 

Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo 

Ekdum Fresh Hai,
Abhi Oven se Nikala hai....
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Define girl, real meaning of girl

Define girl...
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The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
Gets
Facial,
Bleach,
Waxing,
Hair curling/straighting,
Threading,
Toning,
Scrubing,
Moisturising,
done
&
Puts on
Lipstik,
LipGloss,
Lipliner,
Perfume,
Body toner,
Body lotion,
Eye liner,
Eye shadow,
Eye maskara,
Foundation,
Face powder,
Rings,
Bracelets,
Neckless,
Nail Print
Party dres,
Sandal
Purse
,
and
Says-
"Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi
uth kr aa gyi..."
Define
boy...
.
.
.
The one who b4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks :
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?"
Frnd Reply : chal be tere baap ki baraat hai !!!!! :A

What are the first three words that Sunny Leone speaks every morning

What are the first three words that Sunny Leone speaks every morning ??

Jaago grahak jaago

365 nights of an Indian woman, spend night with indian women


365 nights of an Indian woman:
60 nights periods
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
35 nights aaj fast hai
45 nights aaj mummy k ghar jana hai..!
Ab batao Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare.

All Is Balck, What is black money? How can Bring it Back ?

- Total $ 1600 Billion  amount is in Swiz bank.
- India is 57th rank in black money stored in swiz bank.
- If Black money back then 43% growth in indian budget.

How can back Black Money ?
What is the real meaning of Black Money ?
Which is the main origin of Black Money ?
How we can get information about Black Money ?

Singam 2 Official Trailer 2014, Ajay Devghan

Singham Returns is an upcoming Bollywood action film directed by Rohit Shetty and produced by Reliance Entertainment. The sequel to the 2011 super hit Singham, actor Ajay Devgn reprises his role from the previous film, as well as co-producing the project, while Kareena Kapoor Khan plays the lead female role







Casting :

• Ajay Devgan as Bajirao Singham
• Kareena Kapoor as Kavya Bhosle
• Anupam Kher as drug smuggler
• Amol Gupte as inspector
• Dayanand Shetty as Inspector Daya
• Sameer Dharmadhikari
• Ajaz Khan
• Rahman as Thangaraj
• Mukesh Rishi as Bhai
• Rajendran as Saghayam
• Mansoor Ali Khan as Karim
• Thalaivasal Vijay as Sathya's father
• Manorama as Kavya's grandmother
• Sumithra as Durai Singam's mother
• Janaki Sabesh as Kavya's mother
• Anjali in the item number "Vaale Vaale"

References

1. Jump up^ "Singham 2 to be co-produced by Ajay Devgn and Rohit Shetty | Bollywood News | Hindi Movies News | News. BollywoodHungama.com. Retrieved 2013-10-31.
2. Jump up^ "My daughter is my best critic: Ajay Devgn". Midday.com. 6 January 2013. Retrieved 24 October 2013.
3. Jump up^ "Kareena Kapoor transforms into Maharashtrian mulgi". indianexpress.com. 2014-01-15. Retrieved 2014-01-19.
4. Jump up^ Friday, Oct 25, 2013 (2013-10-15). "Hurry up with Singham 2". Deccan Chronicle. Retrieved 2013-10-25.
5. Jump up^ "Ajay’s Singham 2 To Go On Floors In December". Koimoi.com. 2013-06-12. Retrieved 2013-11-07.
6. Jump up^ "Rohit Shetty’s Singham 2, Golmaal 4 To Go On Floors This Year". Koimoi.com. 2013-03-01. Retrieved 2013-11-07.
7. Jump up^ "Ajay Devgn, Prabhu Dheva to resume Action Jackson shoot next week | Latest Movie Features". Bollywood Hungama. 

Happy New Year (2014 film) Songs Mp3, and Music

The music of Happy New Year will be composed by the duo of Vishal-Shekhar while the lyrics are penned by Irshad Kamil. The album has a song named Indiawaale as revealed by the makers. Reportedly, singer Arijit Singh and Shreya Ghoshal will perform a special romantic ballad in the album.Singer Kanika Kapoor will also perform in a track in the film.

'Happy New Year' Exclusive Promo Tailer, Review

SRK (Shahrukh Khan) Next release film. which is in most popular. Happy New Year is an upcoming 2014 Bollywood action comedy-drama film directed by Farah Khan and produced by Gauri Khan under the banner of Red Chillies Entertainment. The film has an ensemble cast which includes, Shahrukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Abhishek Bachchan, Boman Irani, Vivaan Shah, Sonu Sood and Jackie Shroff. The film will be distributed worldwide by Yash Raj Films.

This will be the third collaboration of Shahrukh Khan with the director; they previously worked on Main Hoon Na (2004) and Om Shanti Om (2007), the latter of which also featured Padukone as the female lead. The tagline of the film indicates that it is a musical

For more details :  'Happy New Year' Exclusive: Starcast, Music, Writers

Description : Farah Khan, in an exclusive interview to Bollywood Hungama Content Head Broadband Faridoon Shahryar, shared some exclusive details about her next venture 'Happy New Year' with regards to its star cast, music and a lot's more. Must watch! 

Click on me "Happy New Year"

‘Humshakals’ Bad review: Nothing to wathc in Moview

Friends really nothing like to seen in this movie. totally boring it's just a time west and west of money. all this is is just a jock.


Movie Review: Humshakals
Star cast: Saif Ali Khan, Riteish Deshmukh, Ram Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Tamannaah Bhatia, Esha Gupta, Satish Shah, Chunky Pandey

Director : Sajid Khan

All List of FIFA Football World Cup Winners

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  Year 1930
Winner: Uruguay
Runner-up: Argentina
Final score: Uruguay 4-2 Argentina
Host country: Uruguay

Fifa Football World Cup Winner - 1934
Winner: Italy
Runner-up: Czechoslovakia
Final score: Italy 2-1 Czechoslovakia (Extra time)
Host country: Italy

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1938
Winner: Italy
Runner-up: Hungary
Final score: Italy 4-2 Hungary
Host country: France

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1950
Winner: Uruguay
Runner-up: Brazil
Final score: Uruguay 2-1 Brazil
Host country: Brazil

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1954
Winner: West Germany
Runner-up: Hungary
Final score: West Germany 3-2 Hungary
Host country: Switzerland

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1958
Winner: Brazil
Runner-up: Sweden
Final score: Brazil 5-2 Sweden
Host country: Sweden

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1962
Winner: Brazil
Runner-up: Czechoslovakia
Final score: Brazil 3-1 Czechoslovakia
Host country: Chile

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1966
Winner: England
Runner-up: West Germany
Final score: England 4-2 West Germany (Extra time)
Host country: England

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1970
Winner: Brazil
Runner-up: Italy
Final score: Brazil 4-1 Italy
Host country: Mexico

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1974
Winner: West Germany
Runner-up: Netherlands
Final score: West Germany 2-1 Netherlands
Host country: West Germany

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1978
Winner: Argentina
Runner-up: Netherlands
Final score: Argentina 3-1 Netherlands (Extra time)
Host country: Argentina

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1982
Winner: Italy
Runner-up: West Germany
Final score: Italy 3-1 West Germany
Host country: Spain

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1986
Winner: Argentina
Runner-up: West Germany
Final score: Argentina 3-2 West Germany
Host country: Mexico

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1990
Winner: West Germany
Runner-up: Argentina
Final score: West Germany 1-0 Argentina
Host country: Italy

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1994
Winner: Brazil
Runner-up: Italy
Final score: Brazil 0-0 Italy (3-2 pen)
Host country: United States

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  1998
Winner: France
Runner-up: Brazil
Final score: France 3-0 Brazil
Host country: France

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  2002
Winner: Brazil
Runner-up: Germany
Final score: Brazil 2-0 Germany
Host country: South Korea & Japan

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  2006
Winner: Italy
Runner-up: France
Final score: Italy 1-1 France (5-3 pen)
Host country: Germany

Fifa Football World Cup Winner -  2010
Winner: Spain
Runner-up: Netherlands
Final score: Spain 1-0 Netherlands (Extra time)
Host country: South Africa

Now who is winner of FIFA world cup Final 2014 ???

Kick Song Jumme Ki Raat Video Song | Salman Khan | Jacqueline Fernandez 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHPvJrfti4A

Bhai is finally here to make you groove on his new number Jumme Ki Raat from the movie Kick. Be it dance, be it music, be it dialogues...This time Salman Khan is all set to break all the records.

Share it on Facebook - http://bit.ly/JummekiRaat

Movie: Kick
Song: Jumme Ki Raat
Singer: Mika Singh and Palak Muchhal
Music: Himesh Reshammiya
Lyrics: Kumaar and Shabbir Ahmed
Music Label: T-Series

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FAITH, truth, hope, confidante, over confidante real meaning

{ 1 }
ONCE, 
All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all
the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.

That's
FAITH
---------:-:-:---------

{ 2 }
WHEN
You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.

That's
TRUST
---------:-:-:---------

{ 3 }
EVERY
Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.

That's
HOPE
---------:-:-:---------

{ 4 }
WE
Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. 

That's
CONFIDENCE
---------:-:-:---------

{ 5 }
WE
See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.

That's 
Over
CONFIDENCE...

Boy & Girl Walking In The park

Boy & Girl Walking In The park..
Boy: can I hold your Hand...?

Girl: why....?
Do you think I would run Away...!

Boy: No... I just wanna see,
How It feels Walking in heaven
with an Angel my side..!! 

Indian government complaint information and phone numbers

## Good news!! Supreme Court has announced now that any person who meets with road accidents can be taken to nearby hospital immediately. Hospital must not ask for police report to admit him/her. Its Dr duty to do first aid. Police can be informed later. Please pass to all. It may help someone...to save life 

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The SMS about complaint will be acknowledged & attended.
Give the train no, bogie no,precise nature of  complaints like
-no water in bath room/
no lights/
fan not working/
security problem etc through sms.
It is an effective tool.
The railway complaint sms no: is 8121281212.
Please pass on this message,its very helpful.

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them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the
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## It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
"Respect & save them".

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## Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
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Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi, what r u doing Darling ?"

Wife: I'm dying....!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot ! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language..!!!!����

Excellent interview, funny interview, best interview

Interviewer: Let me check ur english, tell me d opposite of good.?
Me: Bad.
Interviewer: Come?
Me: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Me: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Me: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Me: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis.
Me: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Me: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Me: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Me: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Me: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Me: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Me: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected.
Me: I m selected.....!!! ������

Wife insulting husband, Insult of the day

Insult of the day......

Wife was making Maggi noodles......
She calls hubby and asked to have sex with her...... 
Husband  was surprise but happily fucked & asked.....
why suddenly you invited me for sex in the Kitchen ??
Wife.... " The Timer is Not Working "
And
I Know that You dont last more than 2 minutes...
��

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit, limit on whatsapp

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone
do
--------------- ------------
Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla"...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla"bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady"thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo...."��
--------------- ---------
Dudhwala ��Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala��
hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta
hai.��.....
-------''------ --------------
Most confusing double meaning
joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main"late gayi"thi..
--------------- -----------
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best"CALL GIRL"ka
Award mila hay!
--------------- -----------
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
&PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
-������
--------------- ------------
Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..��.....
Jee le apni zindagi...

Alia Bhatt Says about FIFA World Cup

Aalia Bhat gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 –18 year olds.
First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘ Are you ok?’ she asks.
‘Yes,’ he replies.
‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.
‘Why’s that, sweetie?’ asks Aalia Bhat
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the Goal Keeper”

FIFA Special By Alia Bhatt

Wife Vs FIFA World Cup, Something is common in wife and FIFA World cup

My dear wife:
The Fifa World Cup is close by.
Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won’t go.
3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
4. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
5. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in brazil.
6. You dont just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
7. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
8. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
9. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo’s looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
10. If you miss the line up please dont ask, ‘who is that guy?’

11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.
Thank you,
GENTLEMAN’S ASSOCIATION.

Jocks on FIFA World cup, It's a really final

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets;  couldn’t you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?”

GUY: “no…they are all at her funeral!”

Rules for texting a Girl

"" Rules for texting a Girl ""

1. Use good grammar.
(othrwse she'll correct u first)""

"" 2. Ask questions.
(coz she love to talk)""

3. Use smiley faces "" "" 
(means alot) "" ""

4. Don't take 40 minutes to reply. ""
(or better ready for world war 3 ) ""

5. Don't even dare to show that you r busy smwhere 
(Or u wud be dead) "" ""

6. Call her sweetie honey etc etc ""
(u can add more to ds list) ""

7. Dont try to be over smart
(or no guarantee of wat happen afterwrd) ""

GIRLS Time To Smile "" n
GUYS Remember All This Rules ....

Application of Love. Pyar ki application

PYAR ki application..
To,
The janeman

... I love you jaan

Subject- Love is Life.

Dear Janu,

I beg to say that, I am a student of ur heart.
My Dil is very ill.
It is dhadking (Beating) many time in a minute.
So, Kindly give me a kiss.

Thanks,

YOUR'S LOVER ,
Name :: Pyar Ka Mara.
Class :: Dil Hai Tumhara
Roll no. 143 ""

Different quiz, double meaning quiz bank for whatsapp

Pls... scrol down at ur own risk...

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
������

Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
������

Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
why ??


Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...

Which movie did he really want to see..?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
������

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
������

Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas


Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!��
����������������

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
������������

Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )


Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again...

Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
����������������

!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking

Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ans:  "Guidance.."!


Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: "Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di.

dont kill me aftr dis...��

Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

?
?

Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND

����������

Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?

?
?
?

Because there's the tali-ban!

����������

If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
.
.
do u know y?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2014 is "CURRENT" year..

����������

This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...


Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO

Timepass? NO

Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA.......!:��
Dhassu Breakup..
.
One day frustrated boy threw 6 cricket  balls on his gf..
.
GF: "wat the hell was that?"
.
BOY: "its over"....! 

7 most beautiful promises that Everyone wants from a lover

7 most beautiful promises that
Everyone wants from a lover
1. I am daily going to wish you good morning.
2. I will take care of our families.
3. I will always hug you, at least 10 times in a day.
4. I will understand you and always talk you.
5. If we fight, or a had some arguments, we will talk
only by hugging each other.
6. I will never escape a single day without kissing
you.
7. I will always love you without any reason..

Moral of friendship

Two friend sitting on a Hill top
1st:If i tell you to Jump down,Will you Do ?
2nd :yes i will !
1st : why?
2nd :because I know you will Catch My hand and Pull Me up:)
1st :if i Don't then ?
2nd: Then i will Die With Believe that My friend Tried His Best But
Could not save Me
Moral of the story :
Friendships is Not About Doing Something But About Believing Some one...-:)

Difference between friendship and love, friend and girlfriend

Kya Fark Hai Dosti Aur
Mohabbat
Mein........???
.
.
.
.
Rehte To Dono Dil Mein Hi Hain
Lekin,
Fark Bas Itna Hai....
.
.
.
.
Barson Baad Milne Par
Mohabbat Nazar chura leti hai
or dost
sene se lga lete hai .....

Solid insult, boy insult girl. Must read on whatsapp

Solid Beizzati....
.
.
.
Ladki Ne Apni Picture Upload Karke Likha : Hiii Friendzz Keisi Lag Rahi Hoon..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy : Tere Baap Ne 30 Ya 40 Hazaar Ka Mobile
Leke Diya He,
To Ghar Me 500 Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga....
Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai "Chudaill" Kahi Ki....:)

Boy with girl on date in restaurant, share with whatsapp

Boy on date in
Restaurant -Jaan
tum se ek baat kehna
chahta
hun...
.
.
Girl - Kya.....??
.
.
Boy - I already have a
girl friend...
.
.
Girl - Dara diya saale,
mujhe
laga paise nai hai.....

Jocks for boy and girl on petrol rate

3 boys proposed a girl

1st:
Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu..
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain..

2nd:
Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu..
Girl: Purana dialogue hai..

3rd:
Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga
Girl : (Ankho me ansu k sath) Pagal itna chahta hai muje !! 

Sunny Leone jocks. Soch badlo desh badlo, abki bar modi sarkar

Sunny Leone's mom: Beti glass ka doodh pee lo...
Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,
phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.
Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..

gut....gut...gut...

Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..

Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!

bas karo darindo...

Soch Badlo...
Toh Desh Badlega...

Akela Modi kya-kya karega.....

Daru buri chij hai sali... jocks on sarab

Daru Ki VaJah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Li Aur Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga

1st Fekte Bola- Teri VaJah Se Meri Naukri Gayi

2nd Fekte Bola- Teri VaJah Se Mera Ghar Bika 

3rd Fekte Bola- Teri VaJah Se Meri Biwi Chali Gayi 

4th Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli ...Toh Bola-Tu Side Me Hoja Pagli, Tu To Bekasur Hai........

truncated by WhatsApp, non weg jocks for free your mind

SIX Ya SEX..

Utha k Maro to SIX..
Leta k Maro to SEX..

Bahar Gaya to SIX..
Ander Gaya to SEX..

Dono Haath Uper to SIX..
Dono Pair Uper to SEX..

Enjoy IPL with i-Pill..
market me naya aaya hai jaldi forward karo
Ekdum latest hai pura padhna                   market me abhi abhi aaya hai

Arz kiya hai...
Teer kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar�� me hai,
Duppate se kya chhupati ho,
Maal to salwar me hai..
Palat kar dekh janeman,
Jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra me do bum ����tum rakhti ho ,
to Chaddi�� me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai..
Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki.
Phoolon ka raja gulab, Kaanto me rehta hai..!
Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato�� me rehta hai...:D��
Jaise phooli hui roti ��kabhi kachchi nahi hoti,
Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi�� nahi
hoti..
Aur
Jaise Magarmach�� ke aansoo Kabhi sachche
nahin hote
Waise muh ��mein LUND dene se bacche ��nahi
hote!!
Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai

Ladki ko Lode pe bithao
to tumse dil laga legi

Aur agar Ladki ko dil me bithao
to woh tume Lode laga degi..
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar�� kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai,

Daal Chutiye ghabra mat.
Bhai Agr is kaam se fursat mil jaye

       /  /l    (
  . c(,,,)        )
:         l     /
           |   /   

  to dettol se hath dhokar 1-2 msg kar dia kro
Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..
Ye sms 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon aake aapse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samajh k delete kar diya, to khwab me Sunny "Deol" aake gaand maar gaya!! Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ya deni hai.

Sunny leone in Khana Khazana: Aaj main Aapko "Kele ka Kofta" banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
.
..
...
....
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhosda
fir kabhi ban jayega!
����
In a girls whats app group...
Girl 1: I went on date yesterday..
Girl 2: which restaurant..?
Girl 3: ��which theater..?
Girl 4: ��kaha kaha gaye..?
Girl 5: kya kya  khaya..?
Girl 6:�� Gift diya..?
Girl 7: �� Bill kitna tha..?
Girl 8: �� propose kiya..?

After full inspection,
All Girls:  Be careful, he might be a bad guy..
Girl1: �� OK !!

Same situation :-
Boy 1:  I went on date yesterday..
Boy 2: chodyu..?
Boy 3: chodyu..?
Boy 4: chodyu..?
Boy 5: chodyu..?
Boy 6: chodyu..?
Boy 7: chodyu..?
Boy 8: chodyu..?
.
.
Boy 1: na yaar,
khaali dabaya...!! 
Gondal no Ganjo

Surat ni Cigaret

Daman no Daru

Amdavad nu Afin

Chotila ni Cha

ne
Rajkot no Vaa.

mahine TOTAL  maro to vadhe
.

.

.
Maro Aaa..... "!"

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sona ni peti ma chandi no siko,
Bhina bhina jangiya ma ruchhda vado piko,
Garma-garam Rand ne game tem ziko,
Baki chodini  kai bole to eni maa no piko...... 
Bhai bhai
����������������

BACHHAN (in KBC): ab akhri sawal 5 crore ke liye:

Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???

SAnta (on hot seat thinks lot and looks at his wife,

santa replied :dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Director and producer ran and declared 10 crore to sardar..

◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾

Biwi raat m kpde utrte hue                         
tirchi nzar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pta h na kya krna h?

Santa: teri aisi ki taisi
M itni rat ko kpde nhi dhounga.����



Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.

G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.

G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !

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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.

⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔

Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"

Husband: "Lund".

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."



Lady: Ek shampoo please.

Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?

Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?

Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.

Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.





Girl goes on a date.

Woried Mother gives her
Condom.

Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa..

I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie



1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'

Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ����

❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎

Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.

Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.

Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa
ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar
liye the..!!!



Haste Raho mushkurste raho..!!!

Bakri �� ki jaan talwar ��ke niche.

Ladki  ki jaan salwar  ke niche.

Mat bhago har kisi k piche.

Pyar karo bus usi se,

jo kar de APNI chaddi 
khushi se niche..����������
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Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?

Award winning ans....

Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti
------------------------
Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.

Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?

Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... ����
________________________
Sex teacher: Darek student chut nu chitra doro!

Ek 6okri frok unchu krine chitra dorva lagi..

Ek 6okra e boom mari: aa juo,
CHUTMARINI [truncated by WhatsApp]

Satisfaction is always Better than Success

Satisfaction is always Better than Success...

Because Success is measured by others,

But Satisfaction is measured by Your Own Heart.....

Girl to doctor. Do not trust on boyfriend

Girl:
Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko
andar bula lijiye
.
.
.
Doctor:
Trust me mai shareef admi hu….
.
.
.
Girl:
Nahi Doctor Sahab, apki nurse
bahar
akeli hai, or mera boyfriend
shareef
nahi hai.... 

Crazy people on whatsapp

⚠⚠⚠
Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He'sProbably dead.
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2. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night" !
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3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him.
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4. Someone is "Driving" ...since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!
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5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
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6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" ..Guess his time stood still
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7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month. Living in Paradise?
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8. Someone is alwz 'available'..How free Are you?????
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9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
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10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"...Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service?
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11. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only" Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
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Only wife and husband. Jocks for your whatsapp

Wife:
jamva ma su banavu? 

Husband:
je faave te..Bol su banavis?

Wife:
tame je kaho te.

Husband:
daal bhaat banavi de

Wife:
bapore j to khadha ta

Husband:
To rotli shaak? 

Wife:
chhokrao kajiyo karse ����.

Husband:
to chhole puri faavse? 

Wife:
tel waali vastuo bau heavy lage chhe

Husband:
paratha?

Wife:
raatre na khavay e ��

Husband:
hotel thi lai aavu?

Wife:
Roj roj bahaar na kachra na khavay

Husband:
kadhi bhaat?

Wife:
dahi nathi

Husband:
idli sambhar?

Wife:
ema vaar lage.Pehla na kehvaye!

Husband:
ek kaam kar yaar
tu maggi banaavi aap

Wife:
pet nai bharaai maggi thi.
pachi paachha chevda chavana khaso.

Husband:
pasta?

Wife:
loose motion thai jase to??

Husband:
bhinda ke tindola?

Wife:
samaarva ma bau time jase

Husband:
�� fruit salad khai laiye chal have ����

Wife:
ema pet nai bharaai

Husband:
bafela vegetable?

Wife:
microwave haji  repaire nathi karavyu tame...

Husband:
khichdi banaavi de maari ma!

Wife:
cooker dhovanu baaki chhe...��

Husband:
toh pachhi su banaavis????? 

Wife:
tame je kaho te
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