D0UBLE MEANING ki limit, limit on whatsapp

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone
do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla"...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla"bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady"thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo...."��
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Dudhwala ��Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala��
hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta
hai.��.....
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Most confusing double meaning
joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main"late gayi"thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best"CALL GIRL"ka
Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
&PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..��.....
Jee le apni zindagi...