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Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
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Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!��
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Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )
Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..
Ans:- D'Cold again...
Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
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!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking
Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ans: "Guidance.."!
Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: "Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di.
dont kill me aftr dis...��
Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND
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Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?
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Because there's the tali-ban!
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If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know y?
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Bcoz
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2014 is "CURRENT" year..
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This PJ might blow ur senses away:
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...
Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA.......!:��
Dhassu Breakup..
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One day frustrated boy threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..
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GF: "wat the hell was that?"
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BOY: "its over"....!
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