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SIX Ya SEX..
Utha k Maro to SIX..
Leta k Maro to SEX..
Bahar Gaya to SIX..
Ander Gaya to SEX..
Dono Haath Uper to SIX..
Dono Pair Uper to SEX..
Enjoy IPL with i-Pill..
market me naya aaya hai jaldi forward karo
Ekdum latest hai pura padhna market me abhi abhi aaya hai
Arz kiya hai...
Teer kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar�� me hai,
Duppate se kya chhupati ho,
Maal to salwar me hai..
Palat kar dekh janeman,
Jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra me do bum ����tum rakhti ho ,
to Chaddi�� me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai..
Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki.
Phoolon ka raja gulab, Kaanto me rehta hai..!
Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato�� me rehta hai...:D��
Jaise phooli hui roti ��kabhi kachchi nahi hoti,
Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi�� nahi
hoti..
Aur
Jaise Magarmach�� ke aansoo Kabhi sachche
nahin hote
Waise muh ��mein LUND dene se bacche ��nahi
hote!!
Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai
Ladki ko Lode pe bithao
to tumse dil laga legi
Aur agar Ladki ko dil me bithao
to woh tume Lode laga degi..
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar�� kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai,
Daal Chutiye ghabra mat.
Bhai Agr is kaam se fursat mil jaye
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to dettol se hath dhokar 1-2 msg kar dia kro
Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..
Ye sms 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon aake aapse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samajh k delete kar diya, to khwab me Sunny "Deol" aake gaand maar gaya!! Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ya deni hai.
Sunny leone in Khana Khazana: Aaj main Aapko "Kele ka Kofta" banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
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...
....
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhosda
fir kabhi ban jayega!
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In a girls whats app group...
Girl 1: I went on date yesterday..
Girl 2: which restaurant..?
Girl 3: ��which theater..?
Girl 4: ��kaha kaha gaye..?
Girl 5: kya kya khaya..?
Girl 6:�� Gift diya..?
Girl 7: �� Bill kitna tha..?
Girl 8: �� propose kiya..?
After full inspection,
All Girls: Be careful, he might be a bad guy..
Girl1: �� OK !!
Same situation :-
Boy 1: I went on date yesterday..
Boy 2: chodyu..?
Boy 3: chodyu..?
Boy 4: chodyu..?
Boy 5: chodyu..?
Boy 6: chodyu..?
Boy 7: chodyu..?
Boy 8: chodyu..?
.
.
Boy 1: na yaar,
khaali dabaya...!!
Gondal no Ganjo
Surat ni Cigaret
Daman no Daru
Amdavad nu Afin
Chotila ni Cha
ne
Rajkot no Vaa.
mahine TOTAL maro to vadhe
.
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Maro Aaa..... "!"
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sona ni peti ma chandi no siko,
Bhina bhina jangiya ma ruchhda vado piko,
Garma-garam Rand ne game tem ziko,
Baki chodini kai bole to eni maa no piko......
Bhai bhai
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BACHHAN (in KBC): ab akhri sawal 5 crore ke liye:
Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SAnta (on hot seat thinks lot and looks at his wife,
santa replied :dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!
BIG B behosh !!!
Director and producer ran and declared 10 crore to sardar..
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Biwi raat m kpde utrte hue
tirchi nzar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pta h na kya krna h?
Santa: teri aisi ki taisi
M itni rat ko kpde nhi dhounga.����
Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.
G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa..
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie
1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'
Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ����
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Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa
ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar
liye the..!!!
Haste Raho mushkurste raho..!!!
Bakri �� ki jaan talwar ��ke niche.
Ladki ki jaan salwar ke niche.
Mat bhago har kisi k piche.
Pyar karo bus usi se,
jo kar de APNI chaddi
khushi se niche..����������
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Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?
Award winning ans....
Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti
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Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.
Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?
Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... ����
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Sex teacher: Darek student chut nu chitra doro!
Ek 6okri frok unchu krine chitra dorva lagi..
Ek 6okra e boom mari: aa juo,
CHUTMARINI [truncated by WhatsApp]
BHENCHOD WTSAP PR LOKONI MAA CHODVA SIVAY KOI KAM J NTHI
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