Wife insulting husband, Insult of the day

Insult of the day......

Wife was making Maggi noodles......
She calls hubby and asked to have sex with her...... 
Husband was surprise but happily fucked & asked.....
why suddenly you invited me for sex in the Kitchen ??
Wife.... " The Timer is Not Working "
And
I Know that You dont last more than 2 minutes...
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