Showing posts with label Funny Jocks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jocks. Show all posts
Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Sunny leone ne sabji vale se kaha, kay????

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Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon ! Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !! 1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka len...
Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Define girl, real meaning of girl

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Define girl... . . . The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, Gets Facial, Bleach, Waxing, Hair curling/straighting, Threading, Toning...

What are the first three words that Sunny Leone speaks every morning

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What are the first three words that Sunny Leone speaks every morning ?? Jaago grahak jaago
Thursday, 19 June 2014

Boy & Girl Walking In The park

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Boy & Girl Walking In The park.. Boy: can I hold your Hand...? Girl: why....? Do you think I would run Away...! Boy: No... I just wa...
Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Husband texts to wife on cell

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Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi, what r u doing Darling ?" Wife: I'm dying....! Husband jumps with joy but types "...

Excellent interview, funny interview, best interview

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Interviewer: Let me check ur english, tell me d opposite of good.? Me: Bad. Interviewer: Come? Me: Go. Interviewer: Ugly? Me: Pichhlli....
Tuesday, 17 June 2014

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit, limit on whatsapp

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D0UBLE MEANING ki limit: Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye. Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu KHADA hai. Ma...

Alia Bhatt Says about FIFA World Cup

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Aalia Bhat gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 –18 year olds. First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field...

Wife Vs FIFA World Cup, Something is common in wife and FIFA World cup

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My dear wife: The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty. 1. The remote control belongs ...

Jocks on FIFA World cup, It's a really final

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A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the ne...
Monday, 16 June 2014

Different quiz, double meaning quiz bank for whatsapp

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Pls... scrol down at ur own risk... Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ... Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) 😛😛😛 Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO ...

Solid insult, boy insult girl. Must read on whatsapp

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Solid Beizzati.... . . . Ladki Ne Apni Picture Upload Karke Likha : Hiii Friendzz Keisi Lag Rahi Hoon..? . . . . . . Boy : Tere B...

Boy with girl on date in restaurant, share with whatsapp

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Boy on date in Restaurant -Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun... . . Girl - Kya.....?? . . Boy - I already have a girl friend.....

Sunny Leone jocks. Soch badlo desh badlo, abki bar modi sarkar

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Sunny Leone's mom: Beti glass ka doodh pee lo... Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena. Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi...

Daru buri chij hai sali... jocks on sarab

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Daru Ki VaJah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Li Aur Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga 1st Fekte Bola- Teri VaJah Se Meri Naukri Gayi 2n...
Sunday, 15 June 2014

Girl to doctor. Do not trust on boyfriend

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Girl: Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye . . . Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi hu…. . . . Girl: Nahi Doctor Saha...

Only wife and husband. Jocks for your whatsapp

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Wife: jamva ma su banavu?  Husband: je faave te..Bol su banavis? Wife: tame je kaho te. Husband: daal bhaat banavi de Wife: bapore...

American boy and mom, non veg jocks for whatSapp

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American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why? Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth,...

Bhim and hidamba now on whatsapp. Jocks

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Bhim & hedamba s' Wats app chat Must read.. Bhim: "Hi hidu" Hedamba : "hi Bhimu" Bhim :"gatu kya che?...

Jocks for husband and wife , hunny what for dinner

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Once free, Spend 30 secs here: Husband was worried that his wife was having an hearing problem and he thought she might need a  hearing aid...