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Showing posts with label Boy and Girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boy and Girl. Show all posts

A handsome boy & a hot girl
were going in a car for some fun.

Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.

They found an empty hut & went inside.

Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.

The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf's sexy body.

He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.

He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.

Girl put her hands on boy's
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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To continue. Pay Rs 60/- at Vijay talkies & enjoy the movie -"Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse" 

Define girl...
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The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
Gets
Facial,
Bleach,
Waxing,
Hair curling/straighting,
Threading,
Toning,
Scrubing,
Moisturising,
done
&
Puts on
Lipstik,
LipGloss,
Lipliner,
Perfume,
Body toner,
Body lotion,
Eye liner,
Eye shadow,
Eye maskara,
Foundation,
Face powder,
Rings,
Bracelets,
Neckless,
Nail Print
Party dres,
Sandal
Purse
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and
Says-
"Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi
uth kr aa gyi..."
Define
boy...
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The one who b4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks :
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?"
Frnd Reply : chal be tere baap ki baraat hai !!!!! :A

7 most beautiful promises that
Everyone wants from a lover
1. I am daily going to wish you good morning.
2. I will take care of our families.
3. I will always hug you, at least 10 times in a day.
4. I will understand you and always talk you.
5. If we fight, or a had some arguments, we will talk
only by hugging each other.
6. I will never escape a single day without kissing
you.
7. I will always love you without any reason..

Two friend sitting on a Hill top
1st:If i tell you to Jump down,Will you Do ?
2nd :yes i will !
1st : why?
2nd :because I know you will Catch My hand and Pull Me up:)
1st :if i Don't then ?
2nd: Then i will Die With Believe that My friend Tried His Best But
Could not save Me
Moral of the story :
Friendships is Not About Doing Something But About Believing Some one...-:)

Kya Fark Hai Dosti Aur
Mohabbat
Mein........???
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Rehte To Dono Dil Mein Hi Hain
Lekin,
Fark Bas Itna Hai....
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Barson Baad Milne Par
Mohabbat Nazar chura leti hai
or dost
sene se lga lete hai .....

Solid Beizzati....
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Ladki Ne Apni Picture Upload Karke Likha : Hiii Friendzz Keisi Lag Rahi Hoon..?
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 30 Ya 40 Hazaar Ka Mobile
Leke Diya He,
To Ghar Me 500 Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga....
Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai "Chudaill" Kahi Ki....:)

3 boys proposed a girl

1st:
Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu..
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain..

2nd:
Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu..
Girl: Purana dialogue hai..

3rd:
Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga
Girl : (Ankho me ansu k sath) Pagal itna chahta hai muje !! 
  • Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
    Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
    De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
    De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
    Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis.

  • Ek sardar motorcycle par apni patni ke sath hota hai. To vo apni patni ko kehta hai ki mera LANN pakad kar beth, phir dekh mein 100 ki speed par chalata hoon. Itne mein agge se Ek Dhoodh bechne walla achanak aa jata hai. Don ek dusre ko bachate-2 gir jate hain.
    Doodh Wala - Sardar Ji Bal Bal Bach Gaye.
    Sardar - Thik Kehta hai Bal Bal Hi bache hain, Bakki to sardarni le gayee !!!! 
Last Night Conversation on Whatsapp:
Girl:-Call me Shona
Boy: -My Shona...
Girl: -Call me Sweetheart
Boy: -Sweetheart...
Girl: -Call me Honey..
Boy: -Honey...
Girl: -You stupid, give me a call on my phone!
Boy: -Oh Ok Ok!!!