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for a girl in America -Honeyis a good source of
medicine to heal wounds -Honey is a sweet treat
or has a sweet flavor -Honey was a movie that
came out in America starring Jessica Alba -
Honey is a name that is given to dogs based on
their color -Honey is a nicknamed that is given to
car depending on the color and is also a color
that is painted on a car -There is a city named
Honey Grove in Texas
Showing posts with label English Jocks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English Jocks. Show all posts
Ekdam naya wala
This is a Killer One .....
Ram aur Raavan Bade Seriously yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola.
Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye.
Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko.
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi.
Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K.
Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua???
Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai,
itni si baat ke liye tune
MODI ko bula liya....
An ageing old rook was talking to a bull in a field.
“I wish I could fly to the top of that tree, but these days, I just
haven’t got the energy,” he said sadly.
“I’ve got an idea,” replied the bull. “If you eat part of my
droppings you’ll get extra energy because they’re packed
with minerals and vitamins.”
So the rook did as he suggested and each day ate part of the
bull’s droppings. Sure enough, after a couple of weeks, the
rook felt so revived he soared to the top of the tree and
proudly surveyed the surrounding countryside. However, he
was spotted by a farmer who immediately got hold of his
shotgun and killed the bird stone-dead.
“Oh dear,” sighed the bull. “I should have warned him. Bull
shit may get you to the top, but it doesn’t mean you’ll stay
there.”
“I wish I could fly to the top of that tree, but these days, I just
haven’t got the energy,” he said sadly.
“I’ve got an idea,” replied the bull. “If you eat part of my
droppings you’ll get extra energy because they’re packed
with minerals and vitamins.”
So the rook did as he suggested and each day ate part of the
bull’s droppings. Sure enough, after a couple of weeks, the
rook felt so revived he soared to the top of the tree and
proudly surveyed the surrounding countryside. However, he
was spotted by a farmer who immediately got hold of his
shotgun and killed the bird stone-dead.
“Oh dear,” sighed the bull. “I should have warned him. Bull
shit may get you to the top, but it doesn’t mean you’ll stay
there.”
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A bloke walked into the pub and was astounded at the sight
of the barman. He was built like a brick shithouse with
muscles bulging out all over, tattoos everywhere, unshaven
and sweaty.
After a moment or two the barman became aware of the
looks he was getting and said, “What the bloody hell are you
looking at?”
“Sorry, mate, it’s just that you look just like someone I know.
You’re almost identical…if it wasn’t for the moustache…”
“But I haven’t got a moustache,” said the barman.
“No, but my wife has.”
A man returned home early from work to discover his wife
in bed with a naked man. “How dare you!” he bellowed.
“Come here you bastard, I’ll teach you a lesson you won’t
forget.”
“Now wait a minute, Tom,” interrupted his wife. “You
remember that new car I got last spring? Well, he gave it to
me. And that smashing holiday we went on, well, he paid for
that. And I think we could do with a new roof on the house
soon.”
“Whatever are you thinking of?” replied the husband. “He’ll
get cold if you don’t cover him up, and I’m sure he could do
with a nice cup of tea.”
in bed with a naked man. “How dare you!” he bellowed.
“Come here you bastard, I’ll teach you a lesson you won’t
forget.”
“Now wait a minute, Tom,” interrupted his wife. “You
remember that new car I got last spring? Well, he gave it to
me. And that smashing holiday we went on, well, he paid for
that. And I think we could do with a new roof on the house
soon.”
“Whatever are you thinking of?” replied the husband. “He’ll
get cold if you don’t cover him up, and I’m sure he could do
with a nice cup of tea.”
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Two men were talking over the garden fence when the fire
station’s alarm went off. Immediately, Jack bid his mate
goodbye and headed for the gate.
“Heh Jack,” his mate shouted out to him, “how long have
you been a volunteer fireman?”
“I’m not,” replied Jack, “but my lover’s husband is.”
Two men were talking over the garden fence when the fire
station’s alarm went off. Immediately, Jack bid his mate
goodbye and headed for the gate.
“Heh Jack,” his mate shouted out to him, “how long have
you been a volunteer fireman?”
“I’m not,” replied Jack, “but my lover’s husband is.”
Doctor, doctor, I’m having trouble with my todger, can you
do anything for me?” said the distressed man.
After a thorough examination the doctor told him that he
must have been so sexually active in the past that he’d almost
worn it out. The fact is that he’d only got the use of it for
another 25 shags. The young man went home to his wife and
told her what the doctor had said.
“Oh no!” she cried, “We mustn’t waste any of them, we’ll
have to draw up a carefully planned timetable.”
“I’ve already done that,” he said, “on the way home, and
there isn’t a slot left for you.”
do anything for me?” said the distressed man.
After a thorough examination the doctor told him that he
must have been so sexually active in the past that he’d almost
worn it out. The fact is that he’d only got the use of it for
another 25 shags. The young man went home to his wife and
told her what the doctor had said.
“Oh no!” she cried, “We mustn’t waste any of them, we’ll
have to draw up a carefully planned timetable.”
“I’ve already done that,” he said, “on the way home, and
there isn’t a slot left for you.”