The PM addressed Army personnel at Badami Bagh Cantonment in
On his visit to
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Have you ever seen Poonam Pandey in this Look, ? you was really socked when i seen this picture of poonam pandey. We have always seen this lady in bikini or in hot look, but this time she is looking real beauty.
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Admin ke pass Mobile hai,
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Kafi izzat hai Admin ki,
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A handsome boy & a hot girl
were going in a car for some fun.
Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.
They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf's sexy body.
He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy's
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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To continue. Pay Rs 60/- at Vijay talkies & enjoy the movie -"Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse"
HONEY is the answer -Honey is a common name
for a girl in America -Honeyis a good source of
medicine to heal wounds -Honey is a sweet treat
or has a sweet flavor -Honey was a movie that
came out in America starring Jessica Alba -
Honey is a name that is given to dogs based on
their color -Honey is a nicknamed that is given to
car depending on the color and is also a color
that is painted on a car -There is a city named
Honey Grove in Texas
Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari ne bheji he.
Ekdam naya wala
This is a Killer One .....
Ram aur Raavan Bade Seriously yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola.
Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye.
Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko.
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi.
Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K.
Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua???
Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai,
itni si baat ke liye tune
MODI ko bula liya....
Define girl...
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The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
Gets
Facial,
Bleach,
Waxing,
Hair curling/straighting,
Threading,
Toning,
Scrubing,
Moisturising,
done
&
Puts on
Lipstik,
LipGloss,
Lipliner,
Perfume,
Body toner,
Body lotion,
Eye liner,
Eye shadow,
Eye maskara,
Foundation,
Face powder,
Rings,
Bracelets,
Neckless,
Nail Print
Party dres,
Sandal
Purse
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and
Says-
"Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi
uth kr aa gyi..."
Define
boy...
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The one who b4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks :
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?"
Frnd Reply : chal be tere baap ki baraat hai !!!!! :A
What are the first three words that Sunny Leone speaks every morning ??
Jaago grahak jaago
365 nights of an Indian woman:
60 nights periods
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
35 nights aaj fast hai
45 nights aaj mummy k ghar jana hai..!
Ab batao Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare.
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