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Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!









1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...  Warna ..










2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..










3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi  na karo to ..










4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..






5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..











6:  Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..














7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai  !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari  ne bheji he. 

SIX Ya SEX..

Utha k Maro to SIX..
Leta k Maro to SEX..

Bahar Gaya to SIX..
Ander Gaya to SEX..

Dono Haath Uper to SIX..
Dono Pair Uper to SEX..

Enjoy IPL with i-Pill..
market me naya aaya hai jaldi forward karo
Ekdum latest hai pura padhna                   market me abhi abhi aaya hai

Arz kiya hai...
Teer kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar�� me hai,
Duppate se kya chhupati ho,
Maal to salwar me hai..
Palat kar dekh janeman,
Jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra me do bum ����tum rakhti ho ,
to Chaddi�� me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai..
Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki.
Phoolon ka raja gulab, Kaanto me rehta hai..!
Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato�� me rehta hai...:D��
Jaise phooli hui roti ��kabhi kachchi nahi hoti,
Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi�� nahi
hoti..
Aur
Jaise Magarmach�� ke aansoo Kabhi sachche
nahin hote
Waise muh ��mein LUND dene se bacche ��nahi
hote!!
Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai

Ladki ko Lode pe bithao
to tumse dil laga legi

Aur agar Ladki ko dil me bithao
to woh tume Lode laga degi..
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar�� kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai,

Daal Chutiye ghabra mat.
Bhai Agr is kaam se fursat mil jaye

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  to dettol se hath dhokar 1-2 msg kar dia kro
Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..
Ye sms 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon aake aapse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samajh k delete kar diya, to khwab me Sunny "Deol" aake gaand maar gaya!! Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ya deni hai.

Sunny leone in Khana Khazana: Aaj main Aapko "Kele ka Kofta" banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
.
..
...
....
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhosda
fir kabhi ban jayega!
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In a girls whats app group...
Girl 1: I went on date yesterday..
Girl 2: which restaurant..?
Girl 3: ��which theater..?
Girl 4: ��kaha kaha gaye..?
Girl 5: kya kya  khaya..?
Girl 6:�� Gift diya..?
Girl 7: �� Bill kitna tha..?
Girl 8: �� propose kiya..?

After full inspection,
All Girls:  Be careful, he might be a bad guy..
Girl1: �� OK !!

Same situation :-
Boy 1:  I went on date yesterday..
Boy 2: chodyu..?
Boy 3: chodyu..?
Boy 4: chodyu..?
Boy 5: chodyu..?
Boy 6: chodyu..?
Boy 7: chodyu..?
Boy 8: chodyu..?
.
.
Boy 1: na yaar,
khaali dabaya...!! 
Gondal no Ganjo

Surat ni Cigaret

Daman no Daru

Amdavad nu Afin

Chotila ni Cha

ne
Rajkot no Vaa.

mahine TOTAL  maro to vadhe
.

.

.
Maro Aaa..... "!"

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sona ni peti ma chandi no siko,
Bhina bhina jangiya ma ruchhda vado piko,
Garma-garam Rand ne game tem ziko,
Baki chodini  kai bole to eni maa no piko...... 
Bhai bhai
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BACHHAN (in KBC): ab akhri sawal 5 crore ke liye:

Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???

SAnta (on hot seat thinks lot and looks at his wife,

santa replied :dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Director and producer ran and declared 10 crore to sardar..

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Biwi raat m kpde utrte hue                         
tirchi nzar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pta h na kya krna h?

Santa: teri aisi ki taisi
M itni rat ko kpde nhi dhounga.����

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Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.

G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.

G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !

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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.

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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"

Husband: "Lund".

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."

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Lady: Ek shampoo please.

Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?

Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?

Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.

Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.



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Girl goes on a date.

Woried Mother gives her
Condom.

Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa..

I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie

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1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'

Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ����

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Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.

Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.

Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa
ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar
liye the..!!!



Haste Raho mushkurste raho..!!!

Bakri �� ki jaan talwar ��ke niche.

Ladki  ki jaan salwar  ke niche.

Mat bhago har kisi k piche.

Pyar karo bus usi se,

jo kar de APNI chaddi 
khushi se niche..����������
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Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?

Award winning ans....

Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti
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Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.

Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?

Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... ����
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Sex teacher: Darek student chut nu chitra doro!

Ek 6okri frok unchu krine chitra dorva lagi..

Ek 6okra e boom mari: aa juo,
CHUTMARINI [truncated by WhatsApp]

American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!
The old farmer married a young girl of 18 and after a few
months of idyllic married life, he went to see his doctor.
“The problem is I’m having to work many hours on the farm
but I have to keep breaking off when I get the urge, to run
back to the house, jump into bed and do the business. Then
it’s back to work, and it’s knackering me.”
The doctor suggested that his wife should come to see him
out in the fields.
“Every time you get the urge,” said the doctor, “fire a shot
from your gun to let your wife know you’re waiting for her.
A few months passed and then the doctor met the old farmer
in the high street.
“How’s the shotgun plan working?” he asked. 
Little Johnny walked into school one day carrying his pet cat.

"Johnny, why do you have that cat with you?" the teacher asked.

Johnny began crying and said, "My daddy told my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy as soon as Johnny leaves for school!' 
A woman was reading a newspaper when she heard a knock on the door. She opened it and saw a homeless guy standing there.
He asked if he could spend a night or two there, and the woman said he could, as long as he didn't mess anything up.

That night, the hobo looked around for something he could use as a blanket, and then he saw a clothesline outside the barn. He pulled a skirt off the clothesline and was about to head inside the barn when the woman ran outside.

"Don't take my skirt in the barn!" she yelled.
The hobo muttered an apology and put the skirt back.

He was trying to fall asleep but a donkey kept wandering into the barn and bothering him. He wanted it to go away so he slapped the donkey.

The woman ran back outside. "Don't slap my poor donkey! And don't do anything else like this either!"

He apologized and tried to go to sleep after that.

Then a cat walked into the barn and tried to curl up on his lap. It was a sweet cat, but he was allergic to cat fur, so he shaved the cat.

Before he knew it, the woman was outside again. "Okay. If you do anything else like that I'm calling the police!"

He apologized again and tried to fall asleep. But he couldn't because a couple owls kept making noise. He tried to ignore it but could not, so he went outside, grabbed both of the owls, and squeezed them. The owls were surprised and quickly flew away.

The woman ran outside again. "Okay, that's it. You're leaving!"

She grabbed her phone and dialed 911. "911! Please help! A hobo pulled my skirt down, slapped my ass, shaved my pussy, and squeezed my hooters!" 

 Whatsapp Jokes On Couple

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?