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Presenting the much awaited trailer of Sajid Nadiadwala's directorial KICK! The film stars Salman Khan, Jacqueline Fernandez, Randeep Hooda and Nawazuddin Siddiqui. Hitting cinemas this Eid. Like, comment and share to show your love.

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American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!

Bhim & hedamba s'
Wats app chat
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Bhim: "Hi hidu"

Hedamba : "hi Bhimu"

Bhim :"gatu kya che?"(gatotgach)

Hedamba:"kalak ma 10 var pahad chadyo ne utaryo. Just playing"

Bhim :"opps...! Te thai gyo hase ne"

Hedamba :"baka, apno chokro che, thake??? Pahad thaki gyo che"

Bhim :" ohh ! I lov my kid gatu"

Hedamba : "and i lov u"

Bhim : "Lunch ma su banavyu"

Hedamba : "2000 rotla & 700 kg bateta nu shak"

Bhim :"hmmmmm ! Apne 3ney ne thai rese ne"

Hedamba :"na bhimu, aa to gatotgach nu lunch che, apnu have banavis"

Bhim :"thaki jas ne jaan ! I know"

Hedamba :"pyar kiya to thakna kya? Mobile muko and randhva dyo"

Bhim :"ok jaan..... lov u hidu"

Hidamba :"lov u too hubby"

Once free, Spend 30 secs here:

Husband was worried that his wife was having an hearing problem and he thought she might need a  hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do,"
said the Doctor,
"stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response.."

That evening,
his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner,
and Rakesh thought of testing the same.
He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"

Then in a normal tone he asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response....

So he moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still No response...

Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets No response...

So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is No response....

So he walks right up behind her,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

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"For God's sake Rakesh,
its  the FIFTH time I am telling you,
its 'AALOO PARATHA'.!"
The old farmer married a young girl of 18 and after a few
months of idyllic married life, he went to see his doctor.
“The problem is I’m having to work many hours on the farm
but I have to keep breaking off when I get the urge, to run
back to the house, jump into bed and do the business. Then
it’s back to work, and it’s knackering me.”
The doctor suggested that his wife should come to see him
out in the fields.
“Every time you get the urge,” said the doctor, “fire a shot
from your gun to let your wife know you’re waiting for her.
A few months passed and then the doctor met the old farmer
in the high street.
“How’s the shotgun plan working?” he asked. 
Little Johnny walked into school one day carrying his pet cat.

"Johnny, why do you have that cat with you?" the teacher asked.

Johnny began crying and said, "My daddy told my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy as soon as Johnny leaves for school!' 
A woman was reading a newspaper when she heard a knock on the door. She opened it and saw a homeless guy standing there.
He asked if he could spend a night or two there, and the woman said he could, as long as he didn't mess anything up.

That night, the hobo looked around for something he could use as a blanket, and then he saw a clothesline outside the barn. He pulled a skirt off the clothesline and was about to head inside the barn when the woman ran outside.

"Don't take my skirt in the barn!" she yelled.
The hobo muttered an apology and put the skirt back.

He was trying to fall asleep but a donkey kept wandering into the barn and bothering him. He wanted it to go away so he slapped the donkey.

The woman ran back outside. "Don't slap my poor donkey! And don't do anything else like this either!"

He apologized and tried to go to sleep after that.

Then a cat walked into the barn and tried to curl up on his lap. It was a sweet cat, but he was allergic to cat fur, so he shaved the cat.

Before he knew it, the woman was outside again. "Okay. If you do anything else like that I'm calling the police!"

He apologized again and tried to fall asleep. But he couldn't because a couple owls kept making noise. He tried to ignore it but could not, so he went outside, grabbed both of the owls, and squeezed them. The owls were surprised and quickly flew away.

The woman ran outside again. "Okay, that's it. You're leaving!"

She grabbed her phone and dialed 911. "911! Please help! A hobo pulled my skirt down, slapped my ass, shaved my pussy, and squeezed my hooters!"